There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
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my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
when i found out that actual pirates weren’t like the fictional pirates i just sat and accepted that sometimes history isn’t that cool
:(
i will reblog this every time i see it because its too relevant
this is so relevant right now.
..wouldn’t leave me for him.
i say this too much.
have to remind myself this all the time
waiting for a post like ths..
im sorry rosie youve been a good friend
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for-the-lives-music-has-saved:
I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash.
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let me explain u a thing
rtd said tentoo and rose are happy
therefore:
tentoo and rose are happy
david said tentoo and rose have all the sex
therefore:
they have all the sex
THE DOCTOR SAID TENTOO IS THE DOCTOR, THE DOCTOR SAID HE IS TENTOO, TENTOO SAID HE IS THE DOCTOR
THEREFORE:
HE IS THE DOCTOR.